Jingle-Worthy or Just Eat Coal (It’s Got Less Carbs)? San Antonio’s Holiday Menus Get the Jingle Test
San Antonio’s holiday dining scene is serving up feasts, treats, and festive menus galore—but not all of them bring the cheer. That’s where we come in. We’re diving fork-first into the city’s Christmas bites to separate the “Santa’s Favorites” from the “Grinchy” letdowns.
From over-the-top buffets and whimsical themed dinners to holiday treats worth the stretchy pants, we’re giving it to you straight with our no-nonsense Jingle Score. If it’s a festive masterpiece, you’ll know. If it’s a holiday fail, well… coal’s got fewer carbs anyway.
Follow along as we taste, toast, and roast our way through San Antonio’s holiday menus. Ready to see who sleighs and who flops? Let’s dig in. 🎄🍽